Sure, your existence might consist of being repeatedly thrown into an empty pit only to fall into a giant laser and explode into many little pieces, but at least you're providing valuable entertainment!

Dear pathetic meatbags, our world is currently in the process of being blown up. Your cooperation in trying to not die miserable little deaths would be much appreciated.

Robots are invading! Protect the tree of life in this side-scrolling tower defense brawler by building up defenses or bashing them to bits the old-fashioned way.

Abandoned in the wreckage of a secret science facility, our spiky little slime-covered hero must bounce his way to freedom. Grow by collecting globs of ooze and rush from shadow to shadow to avoid being evaporated by sunlight or the rays of security droids.

Roosters, vikings, and women's lingerie!? Makes sense to me!